And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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