I'm lost and stupid without you.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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