I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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