i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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