bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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