Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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