my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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