she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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