so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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