I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
dude i'm inner monologue high
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
