we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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