oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do vagina's smell?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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