I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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