with your own penis?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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