Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize