ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I will pee on everything he values.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I FOUND THE LEGS
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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