at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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