he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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