Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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