I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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