The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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