I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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