Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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