uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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