it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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