her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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