Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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