but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Your penis caused this!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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