The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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