yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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