i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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