I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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