Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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