Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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