Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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