Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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