i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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