I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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