I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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