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Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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