I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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