Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Houston, we have a squirter
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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