She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
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