He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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