I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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