I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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