I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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