what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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