Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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