you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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