it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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