Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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