the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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