the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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